Bizarre News

A woman in Germany who claimed she was kicked during an argument over a worm called Lisa has failed to get compensation... 221010

A man with a sexual fetish for hair has appeared in court accused of scalping a woman in his bedsit... 221009

A Yugoslavian pensioner lay dead in his rented flat for five years before his body was discovered... 221007

He was planning to kill his sister in exchange for the Devil making him handsome and giving him a bigger penis... 221005

Police in India are hunting a thief who apparently robbed inmates of a women's hostel after knocking them unconscious with an anaesthetic... 221003

An Illinois prostitute has been jailed for five years for sitting on a man until he died after he refused to pay... 221001

A fun-filled bachelor party at a strip club turned deadly when a 32-year-old groom-to-be who was enjoying the attentions of a well-endowed stripper suffocated while his face was buried in her breasts... 211057

A parrot with vertigo has broken his leg after falling 80ft from a tree he was stuck in for over a day... 211056

A karaoke fanatic involved in a serious accident sang Elton John's 'Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me' while he was rescued... 211054

A Seattle radio station has been fined for a live discussion on whether penises can be used to lift or pull objects... 211052

A Swaziland man who claimed to have magical powers after eating his favourite meal has been jailed... 211050

An artist is creating a new piece of work using her own blood as paint... 211048

A jealous girlfriend in Romania allegedly assaulted a stripper for paying her boyfriend too much attention... 211046

Police are hunting someone who dug up the body of a woman and is believed to have had sex with it... 211044

Doctors in an Indian village say they're losing business to a holy man selling a 'divine urine cocktail'... 211042

A Memphis robber is facing jail after pulling his victim off a public toilet and ripping his trousers in half before running off with his wallet.... 211040

A lecturer has decided that while life may begin at 40, his 50th birthday should be marked with a wake complete with a life-size effigy of himself in a coffin... 211038

An aphrodisiac haggis is being launched in time for Burns Night... 211037

A man is facing public lewdness charges after allegedly masturbating into his colleagues' coffee cups... 211035

Police have arrested a man they think is the mystery kisser who's been targeting both men and women... 211033

A taxi driver stripped off and performed a song and dance routine on the roof of his cab to protest at new taxes... 211031

A lottery millionaire found dead at his home, had spent months slumped in his sofa, drinking heavily, an inquest has heard... 211029

An internet businesswoman who's auctioning herself as a wife could end up tying the knot with Mr Webb... 211026

A German woman accused of taking part in the ritual killing of a friend says she became a Satanist in Britain... 211024

Three schoolgirls were left devastated when they learnt a teenage boy they had been dating was in fact a young woman... 211022

A youth who threatened a woman with a knife apologised when she refused to hand over cash and told her to phone police on his mobile... 211020

Complaints that posters featuring a coffee bean, including one where it is strapped to a chair under a spotlight, trivialised torture have been rejected... 211018

An executive has been fined £71,500 for speeding... 211017

A man who strapped pork chops to his feet and walked through a hotel is being sued by another customer who claims he slipped on the grease... 211015

An overweight train passenger caused heavy delays on a busy rail network after he became stuck underneath a table... 211012

A rape trial has collapsed after some if the jury members watched a darts match on television instead of considering a verdict... 211010

A man who claimed an exploding sausage stopped him kissing for a month has lost his claim for compensation... 211008

Derbyshire man has received a letter from his hospital telling him he is pregnant... 211006

A biologist has come up with the ultimate ecological burial - turning bodies into fertiliser... 211004

Four teenagers have been offered £1,000 each by their grandad if they don't live in sin... 211002

A bank robber was foiled because the clerk couldn't read his handwriting on a ransom note... 211000

A Nottinghamshire couple say a hoaxer has made their lives hell by telling everyone they've won the Lottery... 121106

Organisers of a new competition called Bone Idle are looking for Britain's least motivated person... 221011

A rundown concrete shed has gone on the market for £45,000 in a seaside village... 221008

Holidaymakers aboard a flight to Portugal were diverted so the plane could pick up golf clubs for celebrities... 221006

Jordan is reportedly planning a live webcast of the birth of her baby... 221004

A mobile phone company has launched a scheme allowing villagers to pay for phone calls with their crops... 221002

An Indian woman is breastfeeding a baby monkey found abandoned by its mother... 221000

Police authorities in India have told overweight officers to lose their pot bellies or face losing a month's salary... 211055

Two Brazilian bank managers were kidnapped and forced to rob their own branches after having what they thought were bombs strapped to them.... 211053

A Belgian artist has created a work which simulates the human digestive system... 211051

The trial of a German couple who brutally stabbed a friend to death because they claim the Devil told them to is expected to end... 211049

Rioting school pupils in Kenya tried to set their headmaster on fire because they weren't allowed to watch football on TV... 211047

A Canadian petrol station attendant is suffering panic attacks after a robber raided her shop for the second time, this time dressed as a woman... 211045

A blind Romanian man has identified an alleged thief by his smell... 211043

A retired traffic warden who scooped £175,000 on the National Lottery has sent a copy of his winning cheque to his ex- fiancee... 211041

An unwashed glass from which Britney Spears drank orange juice during an interview is touring Germany... 211039

A pair of naked strippers brought traffic to a standstill as they frolicked in a bath next to a main road... 211036

A bird has died on the Australian Open's centre court after a ball hit it during a doubles rally... 211034

Women at the steel pipe factory in Schwerin will be paid more than £1,200 for giving birth... 211032

A policeman copied a move by James Bond baddie Oddjob by using his helmet to stop a fleeing suspect... 211030

Detectives are investigating the theft of two coffins from a village funeral parlour... 211028

A woman whose boss lost his dentures when he allegedly tried to bite her on the bottom has lost her sexual harassment case... 211027

A naked jogger who evaded 14 police officers for over two hours has been sent to jail for six months... 211025

The brother of Osama bin Laden is to launch a fashion label using his family's name as a logo... 211023

The trial of a couple accused of taking part in Satanic killing has started... 211021

A two-year-old boy from London has been sent a £60 demand for a parking fine... 211019

Two ministers have launched a website devoted to getting people out of the porn industry and stopping internet porn addiction... 211016

A skin care clinic has been raided for allegedly prescribing superglue as an acne remover... 211014

A 25-year-old man telephoned women and asked them about their feet, a court has been told... 211013

A woman has died after the car she was a passenger in hit a cow... 211011

A restaurant owner in France stuffed an apprentice female cook in a tumble dryer and switched it on... 211009

A man has been told he can't claim hospital costs after he turned up at an emergency ward with a carrot stuck up his bum... 211007

Three people collapsed and the rest of the audience walked out in protest ... 211005

Police are keeping an "open mind" about the death of a man who plunged 5,000ft to his death after apparently jumping from a light aircraft... 211003

Strippers in Italy are being given magnetic underwear to cope with tips from punters paying in euros... 211001

A man hasn't worn any clothes for 80 years because he thinks he'll get ill if he does... 121107

Inventors have created a spray-on slime for the US military which makes it impossible to walk on any surface... 121104

A man starved his sick brother to death for eating some of his instant noodles... 121102