Bizarre News

A husband allegedly phoned his wife to say he'd been kidnapped when he was actually with his mistress... 121105

A convicted wife killer has upset his victim's family by changing his name by deed poll to Innocent... 121103

A greengrocer faces legal action if he doesn't tone down his sales patter... 121101

A hunter at a shoot in Devon is recovering after a partridge flew into him knocking him cold... 121099

Internet bidding for a Birmingham businesswoman auctioning herself as a wife has closed at £1 billion... 121097

and rotten parties. Help is at hand for people fed up of receiving hankies, loud jumpers and talc for Christmas... 121096

A shopper claims she was assaulted with a frozen turkey after losing a supermarket tussle for the bird with another woman... 121095

A private detective could be brought in to track down a mystery person throwing offensive waste out of a window at a retirement home... 121093

A family which had more than 100 pets including a pot-bellied pig, lizards and rats have escaped jail terms... 121091

Parliament is to discuss a witchcraft law to regulate the thousands of witches practising in the country... 121089

gets girl strip searched. A 17-year-old girl was strip searched after a caller convinced a burger bar manager he was a policeman... 121087

Animal rights campaigners in have been sending Christmas cards containing pubic hair to a fashion designer... 121085

Commuters in West Bromwich were left sitting next to a goat after it wandered onto a tram platform... 121083

The "pubic wig" was designed specially for Arquette's role in the comedy Human Nature... 121081

claims he helped break Newcastle United's London jinx by running around the stadium 11 times... 121079

An 83-year-old man stabbed his wife to death because she called him a mong... 121077

Dunlop is offering £11,000 to people with the same name as the company to change their surnames to Dunlop-Tire... 121075

A man has been banned from 14 countries for putting up an anti-EU poster... 121073

A council worker who sent nearly 200 text messages a week on a work mobile has been ordered to pay the bill... 121071

Bids for Kay Hammond's hand in marriage reached £10 million before eBay pulled the plug... 121069

A man faces charges of dangerous driving and theft after trying to outrun police in a Reliant Robin... 121067

A maid allegedly cooked soup by boiling her nickers in toilet water believing it would put her employer under a spell... 121065

Contracts for would-be housebuyers contain a clause saying they must not object to naked gardeners... 121063

A transsexual woman who carried out a castration on her husband has been convicted of involuntary manslaughter... 121061

Detective Sergeant Brian Bennett, 40, fell out of the fourth floor window at Folkstone police station... 121059

A cushion which muffles farts and stops them smelling is on sale... 121057

His Orthodox Christian owner says the cockerel has been having too much sex and is corrupting his other fowl... 121055

A grocer has been given a suspended prison sentence for selling food 14 years out of date... 121053

A man arrested for looking up women's skirts with a tiny video camera hidden in his shoe, has allegedly used the device to peep at women at his probation office... 121051

Police in Nottingham are sending Christmas cards to nearly 2,000 motorists caught driving in bus lanes... 121049

A cat's been treated for liver problems after regularly getting drunk at his local pub... 121047

corpse didn't fit. The deceased's family say she was between 28 and 35 stones and was too large for the coffin... 121045

Video stores are using special scents to encourage people to get romantic over Christmas... 121043

A couple face prison after exposing themselves while performing an erotic play about Christ... 121041

A student who thought she had caught a cold discovered a cockroach had burrowed into her ear... 121039

then is ripped apart. The first test of a bear-proof suit has shown it might only work if it scares the animals away... 121037

A court has ruled that a man who donated sperm for artificial insemination, enabling a lesbian couple to have three children, must pay child support... 121035

will remain in restaurant toilets. An upmarket restaurant says full-frontal pictures of naked men and women hanging in its toilets will remain... 121033

Neighbours who complained they were being disturbed day and night by the sound of circular saw have found the noise was being made by a parrot... 121031

An accountant has been arrested after allegedly killing his 27-year-old lover during a sex game... 121100

Pickled sheep's eye in tomato juice and warm soot milkshake are some of the hangover cures featured on the hungover.net website... 121098

An undertaker is offering to bury people free of charge if they drink and drive on New Year's Eve and die as a result... 121094

from crematorium. Police say the culprits may be trying to sell them door-to-door or at car boot sales... 121092

A suspected car thief was chased and tackled to the ground by a man called Dan Dare... 121090

A 50ft tall Christmas tree decorated with 12 life-size Minis is being towed up and down the Thames in London over the festive period... 121088

A judge has ordered a divorced couple to share their daughter's ashes. .. 121086

The Dibbles and Dollars game includes a challenge card offering a £150,000 reward for snatching a young blonde-haired girl... 121084

A woman who was exhumed and chopped up in a ritual is to have a second funeral... 121082

A man has named his home Fuque Hall as a joke. But Decor Art Creations missed the pun and included the house and nameplate in a series of plates featuring local beauty spots... 121080

A postcard has reached its final destination in Worthing, 91 years after it was posted in Carlisle... 121078

Bankers are suffering a decrease in sexual appetite as the date of the euro change over nears... 121076

Mobs have attacked indivduals accused of using magic to steal men's penises... 121074

contestants' heart rates. A quiz show in which contestants must keep their heartbeat in check while answering questions is to be shown in the UK... 121072

Brothels say they're swamped with bookings from businesses offering staff free sex as a festive bonus... 121070

Santa has been sacked after baring his bottom in Harrods' grotto. Another staff member took an after-hours snap of Father Christmas wearing nothing but his boots. ... 121068

Two men have invented an automatic washing machine for cats and dogs. They claim it is safer and less stressful than washing them by hand... 121066

While British soldiers risk their lives in war zones, more than 9,000 MoD office workers were injured at their desks last year... 121064

of live mice. A mother and son have been jailed for forcing a barmaid's head into a bag of live mice... 121062

A local council in is employing 'pee inspectors' with the power to fine people who urinate in public... 121060

A group called the Lovers' Organisation for Voluntary Exhibition wants parks to be reserved where people can meet without being harassed by policemen... 121058

A farmer turned suicide bomber to kill his doctor after a failed operation... 121056

after 'brother bit it off and spat it out'. Police say a man bit off his sister's lower lip and spat it out during an argument... 121054

A father is suing education authorities after his son was dropped from the school team... 121052

Thousands of pounds of taxpayers' cash has been used to fund an online sex shop... 121050

A woman has had a conviction for failing to give a breath test overturned after claiming her new breast implants prevented her... 121048

to stop treasure-hunting robbers. An explorer's grave is getting laser beam security to stop robbers trying to find treasure supposedly buried with him... 121046

to look at porn sites'. Officers say they found the adult sites in the computer's history folder... 121044

A London woman had a £10,000 watch stolen only for it to be returned four years later worth £32,000... 121042

from wood thefts. Illegal loggers are apparently evading arrest by getting their wives to strip off and distract officials while they escape with valuable hardwood... 121040

A diner was asked to wash off her perfume because it was making the chef feel sick... 121038

A man returned home to find a dead burglar in his house. The burglar is believed to have suffered a heart attack... 121036

An impotent man is hiring a village school teacher to have sex with his wife... 121034

A man cut off his penis with a machete because he thought it was leading him to sin... 121032

Soccer club is offering a complimentary coffin to boost crowds. It will go to a "lucky supporter" who signs up to go and see the team play each week... 121030

Owner took the bird called Jake into his local station in Tyne and Wear to prove his innocence... 121028 .

for 12 months. The 29-year-old is now pledging only to eat nothing but bananas for three days if her team win the second division... 121026

Woman makes entire wardrobe from her own hair - she's just finished a raincoat for the winter season... 121024