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| Beer or pussy A beer is always wet. Whilst a pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer. Beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better when hot. Advantage: Pussy. Having ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice cold pussy makes you Mrs Whitehouse. Advantage: Beer. If you get a hair in your Beer you would be disgusted. If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not. Advantage: Pussy. Beers comes in a box. A pussy is a box you can cum in. Advantage: Pussy. Too much head on your beer makes you mad at the person giving you the beer. When it comes to pussy the more head the better. Advantage: Pussy. If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible. Advantage: Beer. If you come home smelling like beer, your wife may get mad. If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad. Advantage: Beer. Six beers in a night and you better not drive. Six pussies in a night and you have done all the driving you need. Advantage: Pussy. Buy too much beer and you will get fat. Buy too much pussy and you will get poor. Advantage: Draw. It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football match. You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football match. Advantage: Pussy. If police smell beer on your breath, you are going to get a breathalyser. If police smell pussy on your breath, you are going to get a high five. Advantage: Pussy. With beer, bigger is better. Advantage: Beer. Wearing a condom does not make a beer any less enjoyable. Advantage: Beer. Beer can make you see the porcelain God. Pussy can make you feel like God. Advantage: Pussy. If you think all day about beer, you are an alcoholic. If you think all day about pussy, you are normal. Advantage: Pussy. Peeling labels off beer bottles is sad. But peeling panties off pussy is fun. Advantage: Pussy. If you try to shag a beer at work, you get fired. If you try to shag a pussy at work, you get hit with sexual harassment. Advantage: Draw. The government taxes beer. Advantage: Pussy. October 2001 |
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