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| Observations about Sex "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." credit: Unknown "My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet." credit: Bill Kelly "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." credit: Woody Allen "Homosexuality is God's way of ensuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children." credit: Sam Austin "I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty." credit: George Burns "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." credit: Matt Barry "Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist." credit: camille Paglia "Life is a sexually transmitted disease." credit: Unknown "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." credit: George Burns "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." credit: Henry Miller "The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision." credit: Lynn Lavner "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL convertible." credit P. J. O'Rourke "Masturbation is sex with someone I love" credit: Woody Allen October 2001 |
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