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| Jokes A Man with his pet monkey goes into a pub and orders a drink and while he's drinking, his monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then he grabs some limes and eats them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the balls, sticks it in his mouth and to everyone's amazement, somehow swallows it whole. The girl behind the bar screams at the man, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The man says "No, what?" "He just ate a ball off the pool table--WHOLE!" "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the man, "he eats everything in sight, the little bastard. Sorry. I will pay for the ball and the stuff". He finishes his drink, pays his bill and for the stuff the monkey ate, then leaves. Two weeks later he's in the same pub again with his monkey. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his arse, pulls it out, and eats it. The barmaid is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" she asks. "No, what?" replies the man. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his bum, pulled it out, and ate it!" said the barmaid. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me", replied the man. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since that pool ball incident, he measures everything first." November 2001 |
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