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| Masturbation Riddles Q: What's the difference between a sperm bank and a regular bank? A: When you make a deposit at a sperm bank, you lose interest! Q. How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood? A. His hand caught fire. Q. What is the ultimate kind of rejection? A. When you're masturbating, and your hand falls asleep. Q. Lovers celebrate Valentine's Day — what do masturbators celebrate? A. Palm Sunday. Q. What is the most sensitive part of the body during masturbation? A. Your ears — to listen for footsteps. Q. What is the definition of a tough competitor? A. In a masturbation contest, he finishes first, third, and ninth. Q. What's the difference between pink and purple? A. Your grip! Q. What's the difference between "hard" and "light"? A. You can get to sleep with a light on. Q. Why is masturbation better than sex? A. Because you can see what you are doing! Q. What does a three-putt and masturbation have in common? A. You're ashamed, but you know you'll do it again! November 2001 |
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