Hand picked selection of the best jokes on the net! updated regularly.
we promise their is something for everyone, check it out!
If this is your first visit please click here before continuing
| Humour for a Monday morning A man is having problems with his dick which certainly had seen better times. He consults a doctor who, after a couple of tests, says, "Sorry, but you've overdone it the last 30 years. Your dick is burned out. You only have 30 erections left in your penis." The man walks home, deeply depressed. His wife is waiting for him at the front door and asks him what the doctor said concerning his problem. He tells her what the doc told him. She says, "Oh no! Only 30 times! We shouldn't waste that! We should make a list!" He replies, "I already made a list on the way home, and I'm afraid you're name isn't on it." ********************************************************* November 2001 |
Copyright 2001 adultsx All Rights Reserved
ACIP worldwide copyright protection If you believe we have infringed on a copyright that you own
please contact us and the offending item will be removed immediately
Grateful appreciation to all contributors. Emma