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| THE LIFE OF AN EGG So you think your life is bad . . . Just think how bad the life of an egg is . . . You only get laid once You only get eaten once It takes 4 minutes to get hard and 2 minutes to get soft You have to share a box with 11 other guys And the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother November 2001 |
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