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Pussy washer...
The following instructions have been submitted.
- Thoroughly clean toilet.
- Add required amount of shampoo to toilet water.
- Get cat and soothe him while carrying him towards the bathroom.
- In one swift movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids... you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape. CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his claws will be violetly lashing out.
- Flush toilet three or four times, this provides an effective "powerwash and rinse".
- Have someone open the outside door - then ensure no one is standing between the bathroom and the outside door!
- Stand behind the toilet as far as you can and quickly lift both lids. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, run outside and dry off. hehehe :-)
Disclaimer: We recommend that a qualified person is consulted prior to attempting this procedure on your own pussy! |
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