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| Kids say funny things don't they? Take a look at these... What Is The Proper Age To Get Married? "Eighty-four! Because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom." Judy, age 8 "Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife!" Tom, age 5 ================================================================ What Do Most People Do On A Date? "On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." Mike, age 10 ================================================================ When Is It Okay To Kiss Someone? "You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough money to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding." Jim, age 10 "Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours." Kally, age 9 ================================================================ The Great Debate: Is It Better To Be Single Or Married? "It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them!" Lynette, age 9 "It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble." Kenny, age 7 ================================================================ Concerning Why Love Happens Between Two Particular People. "No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular." Jan, age 9 "I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful." Harlen, age 8 "One of the people has freckles and so he finds somebody else who has freckles too." Andrew, age 6 14th November 2001 |
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