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| God meets Clinton, Bush and Gates Bill Clinton, George Bush and Bill Gates all died in a plane crash and went to meet their maker. GOD turned to Clinton and said: “What will the people of America remember most about your term in office?” CLINTON looked at God and said: “My honesty and unselfishness”. GOD said to Clinton: “I like that, come and sit at my left hand”. GOD then turned to Bush and said: “What was your greatest achievement whilst you were president”. BUSH turned to God and said: “Rooting out all those terrorists to make the World a safer place to live’. GOD said to Bush: “I like that, come and sit at my right hand. GOD then turned to Bill Gates, who was staring at him indignantly and said: "What’s the problem?" Bill Gates looked at God and said: "I think you’re sitting in my chair". 16th November 2001 |
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