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| Spam e-mails Hi folks Ever receive ‘spam e-mails’? Well they’re not all bad. Some are interesting, thought provoking and can enhance your life significantly; indeed this year as a result of these mails I have done the following:- * applied for 37 different credit cards * gained FREE passes to 20,000 pay porn sites * became a fully certified PhD with no studying just a small fee * stopped snoring * lost 18 pounds in 72 hours * increased my penis size by 3" (it's now 6" long) * been offered 65 ‘rock bottom’ mortgages * used a miracle cure for baldness * had all the points expunged from my driving licence * received a new international driving licence recognised in 58 different countries, none of which I've heard of * received 37 different credit cards none unfortunately recognised in the UK * seen Brittany Spears in the nude at least 365 times on a variety of web-sites * started working from home * reduced my monthly debt payments by 60% * bought some pills that increase my ejaculation by 581%... So there you have it... my life has changed beyond recognition... yours could too! Well got to dash, I’ve another 78 e-mails to trawl through. Yours sincerely Dr Dwain Pipe (PhD) Cautionary note: Always run anti virus checks on unsolicited e-mails (spam) prior to opening. |
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