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| On the Euro On the Euro... Just to add to the Euro confusion, as from 1st Jan 2002 you cant "spend a penny" anymore, you have to Euronate! AND What about... Dutch Gilda, French Frank and German Mark... will you miss them? But most of all, it’s heartbreaking getting rid of all those Irish Punts...! Although we hear the Irish only called their currency ‘Punt’ cos it rhymes with ‘bank manager’. =============================================== It doesn't make sense To lose Pounds, Shillings & Pence How do I pay for Dublin cunt Without the Irish Punt It's such a lark Without the Deutschmark I'd like a Parisian Topless Wank But can't pay with the French Frank I like a woman to whip me tulips and wilder But the Dutch Madam won't accept the Gilder I like that old Greek Grandma She doesn't want my Drachma I can pay for my boner Using Scandanavian Kroner And pubic hair curling In British Sterling 2nd January 2002 |
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