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| Women against prostitution Women do YOU want this job? Prostitution has been euphemized as an occupational alternative for women, as an answer to low-paying, low skilled, boring dead-end jobs, as a solution to the high unemployment rate of poor women, as a form of sexual liberation and a career women freely choose. Are you tired of mindless, low skilled, low-paying jobs? Would you like a career with flexible hours? Would you like to work closely with other people and offer a professional service? No experience is required. No academic qualifications necessary, although ‘O’ and ‘A’ levels would be a distinct advantage. No upper age requirement. On-the-job training provided. Special opportunities for poor women -- single mothers -- women of colour. Women applying for this position will provide the following services: Being penetrated orally, anally, and vaginally with penises, fingers, fists, and objects, including but not limited to, bottles, brushes, dildo's and/or animals; Being bound and gagged, tied with ropes and/or chains, burned with cigarettes, or hung from beams or trees; Being photographed or filmed performing these acts. Workplace: Job-related activities will be performed in the following locations: private houses, flats, hotel rooms, massage parlours, cars, doorways, back streets, executive suites, public toilets, public parks and in alleyways as well as on a stage and in a glass booth. Wages: Wages will be agreed in advance for each and every service performed. Management fees range from 10-80% of wages with managers reserving the right to impound all monies earned. Benefits: Benefits will be provided at the discretion of management. NO RESPONSIBILITY OR LEGAL REDRESS FOR THE FOLLOWING ON-THE-JOB HAZARDS: Non-payment for services rendered; Sexually transmitted diseases or pregnancy; Injuries sustained through performance of services including but not limited to cuts, bruises, lacerations, internal haemorrhaging, broken bones, suffocation, mutilation, disfigurement, dismemberment, and death. Note: Accusations of rape will be treated as a breach of contract. An alternative view... ! 2002 |
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