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| Why I became a prostitute because... ten prostitutes speak out! 1. I saw 'Pretty Woman' and I liked the clothes. 2. I saw a Demi Moore movie and thought, wow, what an easy and FUN way to make loads o’ money. 3. I liked getting fucked by the football team and students at graduation parties... I realised that gang rape could be a transcendental experience. 4. I felt that laying on my back and getting fucked by hundreds of men, and getting on my knees and sucking thousands of cocks, was the most profound empowerment a woman could have. 5. My careers adviser and I discussed a whole load of possibilities: doctor, lawyer, women's-studies teacher, legal secretary. I was offered a three year scholarship at a top university, but frankly prostitution seemed the most rewarding job option available. 6. I worship ‘the goddess’ and she told me, "Fuck mankind." I misunderstood her spiritual message and found myself in lifetime sexual servitude instead. 7. My boyfriend wanted me to do it. He said that being part of a stable of whores who worked for him could help me learn how to get along with other women. 8. I felt coerced by my building society, banks and utility companies to pay my bills every month. 9. I didn't want to work at Sainsbury. 10. It's complicated, but I thought that working in the sex industry would increase my self-esteem... and selling fucks and blow jobs sounded really empowering. Jeez... now we know! Surfers - feel free to comment and contribute... please e-mail us 2002 |
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