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| Still a virgin... after ten husbands A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin. What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times? "Well... Husband number 1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband number 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband number 3 was in Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband number 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband number 5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband number 6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband number 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband number 8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it. Husband number 9 was a gynaecologist; all he did was look at it. Husband number 10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was ... God, I miss him! "But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the husband, "but, why?" "Duh; you're a LAWYER. This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!" Send us your favourite funny... contribute 2002 |
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