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| Monday morning humour... Little Red Riding Hood is out walking in the forest when up pops the big bad wolf... "can I feel your tits?" he asks... "no way!" replies Little Red Riding Hood lifting up her skirt... "just eat me like it says in the book!" =============================== Some Nuns are waiting at the pearly gates to enter heaven... St. Peter is stood there holding a bowl of Holy Water. As the first Nun approaches St. Petert says... "Sister, have you ever had contact with a mans penis?" The sister blushes and replies... "I once looked at one St. Peter" she said. St. Peter says... "Rinse your eyes in this bowl of Holy Water and then enter sister." So she does. The second Nun approaches and St. Peter says... “have you ever had contact with a mans penis sister?” she answers... "Yes St Peter, I once touched a man’s penis." St. Peter says... "Wash your hands in this bowl of Holy Water and then enter sister." So she does. Then there’s a scuffling at the back of the que... "now, now, whats going on back there?" shouts St. Peter. "Well if this is how it works" shouts back Sister Agnes... "I want to rinse my mouth out before Sister Catherine has to stick her backside in there!" 2002 |
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