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| Pick a Nick YEP... THEY'RE ALL REAL NAMES! Abe Rudder (Hey Brother) Abbie Birthday (Happy Birthday) Abel N. Willan (Able and Willing) Adam Bomb (Atom Bomb) Adam Meway (Out of My Way) Adam Sapple (Adam's Apple) Al B. Zienya (I'll Be Seeing You) Al Gore-Rythim (Algorithym) Al Kaholic (Alcoholic) Al Kaseltzer (Alkaseltzer) Al Kickurass (I'll Kick Your Ass) Al Killeu (I'll Kill You) Al Luminum (Aluminum) Alpha Kenny Wun (I'll Fuck Anyone) Alec Tricity (Electricity) Alex Blaine Layder (I'll Explain Later) Alf Abet (Alphabet) Ali Gator (Ali Gator) Allota Fagina (A lot of vagina) Amanda B. Recandwithe (A Man to Be Reckoned With) Amanda Lay (A Man To Lay) Amanda Hugnkiss (A Man to Hug and Kiss) Andy Gravity (Anti-Gravity) Andy Structible (Indestructible) Anita Cock (I need a cock) Anita Hoare (I Need A Whore) Ann B. Dextrous (Ambidextrous) Ann Chovie (Anchovy) Ann Tartica (Antartica) Anna Linjection (Anal Injection) Anna Mull (Animal) Anna Rexiya (Anorexia) Anne T. Lope (Antelope) Annie Buddyhome (Anybody Home) Annie Mah (Enema) Ariel Hassle (A Real Hassle) Ayma Dommy (I'm A Dummy) Ayma Moron (I'm a Moron) Barb Dwyer (Barbed Wire) Barb E. Cue (Barbecue) Barry D'Alive (Buried Alive) Barry D. Hatchett (Bury the Hatchett) Bea O'Problem (B.O. Problem) Beau Vine (Bovine) Ben Crobbery (Bank Robbery) Ben Dover (Bend Over) Bess Twishes (Best Wishes) Betty Bangzer (Bet He Bangs Her) Bill Board (Billboard) Bill Ding (Building) Bill Leeake (Belly Ache) Bjorn Free (Born Free) Bowen Arrow (Bow and Arrow) Boyd Schidt (Bird Shit) Brice Tagg (Price Tag) Burnedette Down (Burnt it Down) Buster Cherry (Bust her Cherry) Cal Culator (Calculator...duh) Candice B. DePlace (Can This Be The Place) Candice B. Fureal (Can This Be For Real) Carl Arm (Car Alarm) Carra S. Midown (Caress Me Down) Carrie DeKoffin (Carry the Coffin) Carrie Oakey (Karaoke) Chad Terbocks (Chatterbox) Chi Spurger (Cheeseburger) Chris Mass (Christmas) Chris P. Nugget (Crispy Nugget) Chuck Mysak (Chuck My Sack) Claire DeAir (Clear the Air) Clara Nett (Clarinet) Clara Sabell (Clear as a Bell) Claude N. Skretchem (Clawed and Scratched Them) Clint Toris (Clitoris) Connie Lingus (Cunnilingus) Craven Moorehead (Craving More Head) Curt N. Rodd (Curtain Rod) Curt Zee (Curtsy) Cy Kosis (Psychosis) Dale E. Bread (Daily Bread) Dan D. Lyon (Dandelion) Dan Druff (Dandruff) Dan Gleebitz (Dangly Bits) Darius Lesgettham (There He Is, Let's Get Him) Darrell B. Moore (There'll be More) Daryl Lect (Derelict) Dawn Keebals (Donkey Balls) Dee Sember (December) Dennis Toffice (Dentist Office) Des Buratto (Desperado) Di O'Bolic (Diobolic) Dick Cumoff (Dick Come Off) Dick Gozinia (Dick Goes In Ya) Dick N. Cider (Dick Inside Her) Dick Tater (Dictator) Doll R. Bill...(Dollar Bill) Doug Graves (Dug Graves) Drew Peacock (Droopy Cock) Dwayne Pipe (Drain Pipe) Earl E. Byrd (Early Bird) Eileen Dover (I Leaned Over) Emma Roids (Hemorrhoids) Eric Shun (Erection) Evan Lee Arps (Heavenly Harps) Eve Hill (Evil) Eve Ning (Evening) Eve O'Lution (Evolution) Faye Kinnitt (Faking It) Faye Slift (Face Lift) Faye Tallity (Fatality) Frank Furter (Frankfurter) Frank N. Stein (Frankenstein) Gabe Asher (Gay Basher) Gabe Barr (Gay Bar) Gene E. Yuss (Genius) Gil T. Azell (Guilty as Hell) Hal E. Luya (Hallelujah) Hank E. Panky (Hanky Panky) Hayden Seek (Hide & Seek) Helen Back (Hell and Back) Henador Titzhoff (He Gnawed Her Tits Off) Herbie Hind (Her Behind) Herb E. Side (Herbiside) Holden Mcgroin (Holding My Groin) Holly Dayin (Holiday Inn) Hu Flung Pu (Who Flung Poo?) Hugh Jass (Huge Ass) Hugh Mungous (Humungous) Hugo First (You Go First) Hy Gene (Hygiene) Ilene Dover (I Leaned Over) I.P. Freehly (I Pee Freely) Ira Fuse (I Refuse) Ivana Kutchukokoff (I Wanna Cut Your Cock Off) Izzy Cumming (Is He Cumming) Jack Dupp (Jacked Up) Jack Koff (Jack Off) Jack Pot (Jackpot!) Jacques Strap (Jock Strap) Jan U. Wharry (January) Jawana Die (Do Ya Wanna Die?) Jeanette Akenja-Nearing (Genetic Engineering) Jed I. Knight (Jedi Knight) Jenny Tull (Genital) Jerry Atrics (Geriatrics) Jim Nasium (Gymnasium) Joanna Hand (D'ya Want a Hand?) Joe King (Joking) Justin Case (Just in Case) Justin Credible (Just Incredible) Kaye Ken Cofe (Cake and Coffee) Kay Neine (Canine) Kenny Fakur (Can he Fuck her) Kim Payne Slogan (Campaign Slogan) Lance Lyde (Landslide) Laura Lynn Hardy (Laurel and Hardy) Lee Keyrear (Leaky Rear) Lee Nover (Lean Over) Len DeHande (Lend a Hand) Leo Tarred (Leotard) Lily Livard (Lily Livered) Lou Briccant (Lubricant) Lon Moore (Lawn Mower) Lou Sirr (Loser) Lou Stooth (Loose Tooth) Lowden Clear (Loud and Clear) Luna Tick (Lunatic) Manuel Labor (Manual labor) Marion Money (Marrying Money) Mark Mywords (Mark My Words) Mark Z. Spot (Mark The Spot) Martha Fokker (Motherfucker) Mary Juana (Marijuana) Mary Thonn (Marathon) Master Bates (Masturbates) May I. Tutchem (May I Touch Them?) May O'Nays (Mayonaise) Max E. Mumm (Maximum) Michelle Lynn (Michelin) Mike Hunt (My Cunt) Mike Ockhurts (My Cock Hurts) Mike Rotchburns (My Crotch Burns) Milly Meter (Millimeter) Moe DeLawn (Moe the Lawn) Moe Lester (Molester) Mort Tallity (Mortality) Neil B. Formy (Kneel Before Me) Oliver Closeoff (All of her Clothes Off) Ophelia Titzoff (I'll Feel Your Tits Off) Pearl E. Gates(Pearly Gates) Peppy Roni (Pepperoni) Pete Zaria (Pizzeria) Peter Pantz (Peed her pants) Phil Atio (Fellatio) Phil DeGrave (Fill the grave) Phil McCracken (Fill My Crack In) Phillip McCrevice (Fill up my Crevice) Quint S. Henschel (Quintessential) Rachel DeScrimination (Racial Descrimination) Ray N. Carnation (Reincarnation) Ray Pugh (Rape You) Renee Sance (Renaisance) Rick Kleiner (Recliner) Rick O'Shea (Ricochet) Rita Book (Read a Book) Robin D.Craydle (Robbing the Cradle) Robin Banks (Robbing Banks) Robin Meeblind (Robbing Me Blind) Ron A. Muck (Run Amuck) Ruben Mycock (Rubbing My Cock) Sadie Word (Say the Word) Sal Ami (Salami) Sal Sage (Sausage) Sam Pull (Sample) Scott Shawn DeRocks (Scotch on the Rocks) Seaman Sample (Semen Sample) Seaman Staines (Yeah right... need a picture?) Shirley Knot (Surely not?) Shirley U. Jest (Surely You Jest) Sid Down (Sit Down) Sir Fin Waves (Surfin' Waves) Stan Dup (Stand up) Stu Padasso (Stupid Asshole) Stu Pitt (Stupid) Sue E. Side (Suicide) Sue Ridge (Sewage) Tanya Hyde (Tan Your Hide) Teresa Green (Trees are Green) Tess Tickle (Testicle) Tim Burr (Timber) Titus Balsac (Tightest Ball Sack) Torah Hyman (Tore a Hymen) Ty Tannick (Titanic) Ty Tass (Tight Ass) Ulee Daway (You Lead the Way) U.P. Freehly (You Pee Freely) Val Crow (Velcro) Walter Melon (Watermelon) Warren Piece (War and Peace) Wayne Deer (Reindeer) Wayne Kerr (Wanker) Willie Maykit (Will He Make It?) Xavier Breath (Save Your Breath) Xavier Money (Save Your Money) Yule B. Sari (You'll Be Sorry) Zelda Kowz (Sell the Cows) Zoltan Pepper (Salt and Pepper) Geez some parents eh? Add to our data base... e-mail us with a name and we'll add it. 19th January 2002 |
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