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| Why cats are better than women Why cats are better than women: Cats don't use the phone for hours. A cat loves you until it dies. You don't have to tell your cat you love it -- it knows you do. You don't need to buy your cat's mother expensive presents on her birthday. You don't have to visit your cat's mother. Cats don't mind if you live with your mother. Cats keep their opinions to themselves. Cats never question how much you're eating or how fat you are. Cats don't ask you if they look fat before they go out. Cats don't complain about how much you eat or the way you dress. Cats never use up the credit card on clothing and jewellery. Cats understand the importance of beauty sleep. Cats don't criticise the job you have. Cats always look good first thing in the morning. One good purr can be worth a thousand words. Cats don't complain when you get a bad haircut. Cats are happy with simple gifts, i.e. toy mice, rubber balls, etc. Cats don't care if you're romantically challenged. Cats don't hog the bathroom for hours. Cats don't need a new dress every time they go out. Cats don't have PMS. Cats never question your decisions. A cat won't scream if it sees a mouse in the house. Cats don't ask "Am I getting fat?" and expect you to lie. Cats don't call the lawyers if you sleep with another cat. Cats don’t object to kisses just because you haven't shaved. Cats never make you sleep in the spare bedroom. Cats do not demand attention 24 hours a day. Cats don't mind if you go out with your friends. Cats don't drag you shopping. Cats don't mind if you watch Match of the Day. You don't have to marry your cat. Cats don't have to be wined and dined. A cat won't tell you it's pregnant for fun. Cats don't complain about your snoring. Your cat doesn't care how much you earn. Cats look the same in the morning. Cats don't need a credit card, 30 pairs of shoes, 50 dresses, eight coats and most of your wardrobe.. Cats aren't interested in the remote control. |
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