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| Women... the truth * They got off the Titanic first. * They can scare male bosses with mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses. * They can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. * They can cry and get off speeding fines. * They've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game. * Taxis stop for them. * They don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. * Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies (you get the point). * New lipstick gives them a whole new lease on life. * No fashion faux pas they make could ever rival The Speedo. * They don't have to fart to amuse themselves. * If they forget to shave, no one has to know. * They can congratulate their team-mate without ever touching her bum. * They never have to reach down every so often to make sure their privates are still there. * If they're dumb, some people will find it cute. * They have the ability to dress themselves. * They can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. * If they marry someone 20 years younger, they're aware that they look like an idiot. * There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. * They'll never regret piercing their ears. * They can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. * They'll never discover they've been duped by a Wonderbra. |
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