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| Female House Rules 1. The Female always makes the rules. 2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification. 3. No male can possibly know all the rules. 4. If the female suspects the male knows all the rules she must immediately change some or all of the rules. 5. The female is never wrong. 6. If the female is wrong, it is to do with a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said which was wrong. 7. The male must apologise immediately for causing said ,misunderstanding. 8. The female my change her mind at any time. 9. The male must never change his mind without prior written consent of the female. 10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time. 11. The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry and/or upset. 12. The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether she wants him to be angry and/or upset. 13. The male is expected to mind read at all times. 14. If the female has pmt all the rules are null and void. 15. The female is ready when she is ready. 16. The male must be ready at all times. 17. Any attempt to document the rules could result in bodily harm. 18. The male who doesn't abide by the rules and can't take the heat, lacks backbone and is a wimp. |
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