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Going Indian

An Indian guy goes to a brothel one night and finds himself a prostitute. He then asks her, "how much do you charge for the hour?" She replies, "£80." So he says, "Okay, but do you do Indian style?" She says "No!" He then says to her, "I'll give you £100 to do Indian style." She again says "no", not knowing what Indian style is!

So he then offers her £150, again she declines his offer. So finally he says, "I'll give you £200 to go Indian style with me."

Anyway she finally agrees thinking, well I've been a prostitute for over 10 years now... been there, done that, how bad can Indian style be...!

So she goes ahead and has sex with him, doing it in every possible way and in every position. Finally, at the end... after he has finished, she turns around and says to him, "What was the Indian style... I mean, did I miss something here? "What was so Indian style about what we did?" He replies to her - "I'll pay you tomorrow!"

1st February 2002

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