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| It's great being a women Long phone conversations enable you to understand your friends It's ok to cry in front of your best friends You can justify any shopping spree as "therapy" for stress You know stuff about almost everything, except tanks You can get other people to do all the dirty work simply by smiling the right way You can pass a hardware shop without a second glance You can hold a conversation while you pee If you don't like your last name, you can always marry for a better one You can plan your wedding from the time you're six and eventually it works out just right You are told you're beautiful If someone forgets to invite you to something, you can call and cry and then you're invited You can buy pretty underwear and not be called a fairy You can have your children and know that they are forever indebted to you People will hold you when you're sad and let you cry 3 pairs of shoes are never enough! You can watch a film with someone and know that you're thinking the same thing Wedding dress... looks wonderful, never been worn, clean, doesn't stink... rent a suit - some 17 year old dickhead wore it to a party. nuf said Smile lines and highlights add character Friends who drop by also drop off "a little something" You get presents just because People send you flowers You know that there are a million different shades of "blue" and you have an eye shadow for every one Your clothes match People smile when you walk by You can change your hairstyle whenever you want and know that people have to say "oh it looks so good on you!" You can drive, put your make up on, plan meals for a week, plat your daughter's hair, and talk on the cell phone all at the same time. 2001 |
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