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It's great being a women

Long phone conversations enable you to understand your friends
It's ok to cry in front of your best friends
You can justify any shopping spree as "therapy" for stress
You know stuff about almost everything, except tanks
You can get other people to do all the dirty work simply by smiling the right way


You can pass a hardware shop without a second glance
You can hold a conversation while you pee
If you don't like your last name, you can always marry for a better one
You can plan your wedding from the time you're six and eventually it works out just right
You are told you're beautiful


If someone forgets to invite you to something, you can call and cry and then you're invited
You can buy pretty underwear and not be called a fairy
You can have your children and know that they are forever indebted to you
People will hold you when you're sad and let you cry
3 pairs of shoes are never enough!


You can watch a film with someone and know that you're thinking the same thing
Wedding dress... looks wonderful, never been worn, clean, doesn't stink...
rent a suit - some 17 year old dickhead wore it to a party. nuf said


Smile lines and highlights add character
Friends who drop by also drop off "a little something"
You get presents just because
People send you flowers
You know that there are a million different shades of "blue" and you have an eye shadow for every one


Your clothes match
People smile when you walk by
You can change your hairstyle whenever you want and know that people have to say "oh it looks so good on you!"


You can drive, put your make up on, plan meals for a week, plat your daughter's hair, and talk on the cell phone all at the same time.

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