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BRITAIN'S high street banks are to start writing stuff down, it was confirmed last night.

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The pieces of paper will then be stored alphabetically in tall, locked cabinets in a secure room.

Julian Cook, banking analyst at Donnelly-McPartlin, said: "At the moment banks store all of your really important, sensitive information on a plastic stick the size of a teaspoon.

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"Or, like NatWest, they put it all on a laptop and then just give it to some random bloke for 35 quid."

Martin Bishop, an economist at the Institute for Studies, said: "Captain Mainwaring never lost anyone's account details, and he had to deal with Nazis and the bloody air raid warden."

He added: "Writing everything down would also create thousands of new jobs.

"Britain would once again become an EM Forster novel where everyone who was not a woman or a homosexual aristocrat was a clerk. Possibly on the railways."

NatWest customer Nikki Hollis said she was unconcerned by the latest data loss scandal as thanks to the credit crunch, inflation and the bank's overdraft fees she had 'fuck all money anyway'.

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Of the 22.5 million men in the UK, 1.6 million (7%) spend between one and two weeks every month counting the calories, whilst 1.8 million (8%) are so desperate for romance they admit to dieting every day of the month in the hope it will increase their chances.

And men between the ages of 25 and 34 are the most stressed about their bodies.

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More than 40 per cent of blokes (44%) battle the bulge so they can feel better about themselves generally.

The research also revealed that EastEnders and Top Gear are the programmes when fellas are most likely to start worrying about their weight.

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OK YOU MAY BE SCEPTICAL and we can understand that. After all there are literally hundreds of websites out there that claim to put you in touch with women, right? Well the truth is, that most so called contact sites will have many times more men then genuine women, fact! You may also find that many of the women on other sites are fakes, teasers and weirdos. It won't take you long to find that out for yourself, assuming you haven't already!

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As for safety, we take this very seriously indeed, so much so that the safety of all parties is right at the top of our priorities at all times. Due to the way our interface software works, all contact activity is completely anonymous both ways. No one will know, or be able to find out, your mobile number, where you live or who you are (unless you choose to tell them). Honestly, why would you risk using any other site?

Why do we use text messaging as the contact medium and why is there a reverse bill charge? Well, a number of communication options were considered before we opted for the text messaging route. There are many benefits to using text messaging over alternative communication delivery methods. Our research showed that text messaging was not only very popular, it was the preferred method for 'any time, anywhere contact' communication. Obviously, texting is not restricted to anyone having to be in front of their computer and through a secure software platform we are able to provide interconectivity with all the major mobile network providers. The same software also enables users to connect with each other anonymously and this is a critical factor. So the popularity of texting, coupled with the speed of message delivery, backed by the safety and security we can guarantee to our users made text messaging perfect sense.

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